January 15, 2009 Helping Alton Score (not that he needs it)
Alton as you know is my 80 years old Buddy here in Cancun who has devoted all and I mean all his life hunting girls. You know his history by now from reading my previous Blogs. His theory is that living in a Latin Country, talking to lots of girls every day you have to score. It's all in the numbers and if your not to particular as to size, height, weight etc like he is...........it definitely makes it MUCH EASIER!!!
COOL PRANK THAT GOT HIM LAID.
We came up with a while ago, never really used it but now it hit a home run. Alton has this 22 year old Mexican Girl that he's been working on and never really could close the deal. So Wednesday night we put the plan into play.
1. Alton told Carmen that he booked a trip to Boston for Friday
2.Carmen asked him if he would take her to Boston with him, mind you he hasn't slept with her yet.
3. He say OK and Wednesday night he calls me at home pretending that I am the travel agency that he uses to buy his tickets back to the States.
4. He confirms his reservation (HA HA) and asks me to make a reservation for Carmen. The problem now is that she needs a Passport and Visa to the States. This is really hard to get. Alton put me on the phone with Carmen and I let her know that I have a good contact in Merida ( 4 hours ride from Cancun) that can do it overnight. She gets very excited!!!! Told her that it would cost an extra $350.00 to have the favor done. She asks Alton, he tells her OK. he would pay for it.
5.Preplaned Alton reads me his M/C number so it makes it a little more binding for Carmen.
6.Plan is that she is to make copies of all her information. She did , then Alton called me up saying that he has copies of her Voter Card, Driver lic etc
7. Carmen now gets on the phone and I advise her that my CONTACT will be driving up to Merida tonight and that she will have her papers tomorrow.
8.Carmen goes home packs and returns to Altons apt late that night for a Friday morning departure.Alton tells Carmen the the guy came by and got all her ID and is driving to Merida.
9. THE DEED WAS DONE...........80 YEAR MAN SCORES WITH 22 YEAR OLD MEXICAN CHIC.
10. At 6 AM I called Alton so that he could tell Carmen a story that he couldn't leave today and that it would be next week.
He told her that a good friend of his had a heart attack and he had to visit.
COOL PRANK THAT GOT HIM LAID.
We came up with a while ago, never really used it but now it hit a home run. Alton has this 22 year old Mexican Girl that he's been working on and never really could close the deal. So Wednesday night we put the plan into play.
1. Alton told Carmen that he booked a trip to Boston for Friday
2.Carmen asked him if he would take her to Boston with him, mind you he hasn't slept with her yet.
3. He say OK and Wednesday night he calls me at home pretending that I am the travel agency that he uses to buy his tickets back to the States.
4. He confirms his reservation (HA HA) and asks me to make a reservation for Carmen. The problem now is that she needs a Passport and Visa to the States. This is really hard to get. Alton put me on the phone with Carmen and I let her know that I have a good contact in Merida ( 4 hours ride from Cancun) that can do it overnight. She gets very excited!!!! Told her that it would cost an extra $350.00 to have the favor done. She asks Alton, he tells her OK. he would pay for it.
5.Preplaned Alton reads me his M/C number so it makes it a little more binding for Carmen.
6.Plan is that she is to make copies of all her information. She did , then Alton called me up saying that he has copies of her Voter Card, Driver lic etc
7. Carmen now gets on the phone and I advise her that my CONTACT will be driving up to Merida tonight and that she will have her papers tomorrow.
8.Carmen goes home packs and returns to Altons apt late that night for a Friday morning departure.Alton tells Carmen the the guy came by and got all her ID and is driving to Merida.
9. THE DEED WAS DONE...........80 YEAR MAN SCORES WITH 22 YEAR OLD MEXICAN CHIC.
10. At 6 AM I called Alton so that he could tell Carmen a story that he couldn't leave today and that it would be next week.
He told her that a good friend of his had a heart attack and he had to visit.
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