#138 78 goes into 18 WOW!!!!!

Alton called me around at 3:45 this MORNING to tell me about his latest score. Not only was it a score but she was an 18 year old Mexican girl. A few days ago, he was telling me about her. He ran into a guy and two girls that just move into Cancun. Cancun is so great, being a vacation area you can talk to anyone and everyone in the Street everyone is open to have a conversation. He told me then that the guy was their Father, he felt that he was pimping the girls. Anyway, he made a date to take the pretty one to swim with the Dolphins. He never showed up fearing that she may hit him up for a bathing suit. A night Alton was having dinner at our local Jazz place "Roots" when in came the group of tree. He asked them to sit down and have a drink. At one point the "Father" said, guess you two want to be alone and he left with the other girl ( daughter??). Alton says that they all have the same facial features,so who knows.............and who cares. Alton's dinner was around 12 bucks, he was only carrying around 15, so he asked HAPPY the owner to put it on his tab.

Now this beautiful young 18 year old can't speak a word of English, forget about Altons Spanish, it doesn't exist ( Thats why he misses me for the summer, i'm his wing man) His punch line, with some help from the people at the next table, was " lets go back to my place and I can help you with your English watching TV" She said OK. Mind you, ALton's TV has rabbit ears and only picks up local stations in Spanish.

He said, he was supprise that it was not problem bagging her, oral sex and all. The was so excited that he had to call me and give me the news at 3:45AM (2:45AM in Cancun) The man still doesn't use a condom!! Guess at 78 all his guys are dead in the water, no chance of getting anyone pregnant BUT, as I tell him, you could be getting or spreading AIDS OR WHATEVER...............his answer is always the same "Who cares, how much more do I have to live"
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Alton will be 78 years young in August