# 139 SUSAN WITHOUT THE BOOZE

The Real Estate Lady, Susan, turned out to be a plesant supprised. We spoke a few times on the phone and she said that she had a great time and only wished that she didn't have 3 glasses of wine. I told her, of course how nice it was for me too, of course not hinting that it was a "mercy stup" Then I hit her with and idea. "Susan, the next time your coming into my building to show the coop apt your selling, how about calling me before you take the clients up and then pop in after for a quickee." She loved the idea!

Saturday around 3PM she was showing the apt, gave me a call as she came into the building,lucky for me that I was home, then she came over around 3:45PM..........what a different , she was great!

I have no plans on taking Susan out for drinks or dinner but hope that she has a hell of a lot of prospects to show the Apt . I might even have some of my buddies, male or female call her, making believe their interested in the Coop Apt for sale in my building.........she will never know.

#138 78 goes into 18 WOW!!!!!

Alton called me around at 3:45 this MORNING to tell me about his latest score. Not only was it a score but she was an 18 year old Mexican girl. A few days ago, he was telling me about her. He ran into a guy and two girls that just move into Cancun. Cancun is so great, being a vacation area you can talk to anyone and everyone in the Street everyone is open to have a conversation. He told me then that the guy was their Father, he felt that he was pimping the girls. Anyway, he made a date to take the pretty one to swim with the Dolphins. He never showed up fearing that she may hit him up for a bathing suit. A night Alton was having dinner at our local Jazz place "Roots" when in came the group of tree. He asked them to sit down and have a drink. At one point the "Father" said, guess you two want to be alone and he left with the other girl ( daughter??). Alton says that they all have the same facial features,so who knows.............and who cares. Alton's dinner was around 12 bucks, he was only carrying around 15, so he asked HAPPY the owner to put it on his tab.

Now this beautiful young 18 year old can't speak a word of English, forget about Altons Spanish, it doesn't exist ( Thats why he misses me for the summer, i'm his wing man) His punch line, with some help from the people at the next table, was " lets go back to my place and I can help you with your English watching TV" She said OK. Mind you, ALton's TV has rabbit ears and only picks up local stations in Spanish.

He said, he was supprise that it was not problem bagging her, oral sex and all. The was so excited that he had to call me and give me the news at 3:45AM (2:45AM in Cancun) The man still doesn't use a condom!! Guess at 78 all his guys are dead in the water, no chance of getting anyone pregnant BUT, as I tell him, you could be getting or spreading AIDS OR WHATEVER...............his answer is always the same "Who cares, how much more do I have to live"
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Alton will be 78 years young in August

# 137 THE STREETS OF THE APPLE ARE COMPUTER FRIENDLY

The summers for me in Manhattan are always interesting. There are always new 30 story plus buildings that shot up during my 9 months in Cancun. New restaurants, stores etc. Thought you might get a kick out of this. Where their were two telephone booths went I left in Sept 2005, one booth now has a public PC to use. Attached you will find a photo of the PC that I shot ( with my cel phone-not bad resolution) two blocks from my apt. The rates are 4 minutes for a dollars.


BUMMER, PHOTO IS A JPEG, NO IDEA WHY IT WON'T UPLOAD. I WILL SEND IT TO YOU BY E-MAIL