# 136 "MARY FIST " CATCHES A BREAK WITH A 35 YEAR REAL ESTATE SALESWOMAN

AS I WAS WALKING INTO MY BUILDING THIS WEEK, I HEARD THE DOORMAN TALKING TO A COUPLE AT THE FRONT DESK. HE WAS TELLING THEM THAT THE BROKER WAS IN THE LOBBY AND THEY HAD TO SIGN IN. AS I WALKED INTO THE LOBBY THE WOMAN GOT UP WITH A BIG SMILE AND SHOOK MY HAND, THINKING I WAS HER PROSPECT TO SHOW THE COOP APT IN MY BUILDING THAT WAS FOR SALE.
WE WALKED OVER TO THE ELEVATOR. I ASKED HER WHAT FLOOR WE WERE GOING TO. SHE SAID SEVENTH. AT THAT POINT I SAID " I'M NOT LOOKING TO BUY AND APT BUT I DID STAY IN A HOLIDAY INN LAST NIGHT" SHE BUSTED OUT LAUGHING,AND SAID YOUR A REALLY FUNNY GUY. I ASKED HER IF SHE WAS SINGLE, SHE SAID YES, AND I GOT HER TELEPHONE NUMBER.

I CALL HER LATER ON THAT DAY AND MADE A DATE TO HAVE DRINKS IN A BAR ON MY CORNER THE FOLLOWING NIGHT. WE MET, SHE HAD 3 WHITE WINES AND THAT WAS IT, SHE GOT BLASTED. WE WALKED TO MY PLACE WHICH WAS JUST DOWN THE BLOCK AND GOT IT ON. THIS WASN'T A FANTASTIC STUP!!! CONSIDERING THAT SHE WAS DRUNK AND A 5/6 IN NEW YORK STANDARDS. LOOKING FORWARD TO WACK HER AGAIN WITHOUT THE BOOZE.