# 63 Juanito gets lots of '"BANG FOR THE BUCK'"

Every Sunday a group of us meet in Pto. Moreles for breakfast. It's a half hour south of Cancun. Super view, overlooking the Caribe and great food. Helen is the only woman their , she listens and puts up with out stories, actually she always has this cool smile on her face, I think she's happy to be among the boys and hear about our sex encounters for the past week.

Well, today is FAT TUESDAY 2006, and another year has gone by.

Sunday, I asked Juanito to email me his latest story, I wanted it in his words not to loose anything, if you remember their a few of his stories in my old Blogs. He's an X Cop from Montana who spends the winters in Cancun and the summers in the Montana mountains riding his Harley.

E-mail to Dominick dated Tuesday Feb 28,2006

HI BUDDY! Can I have a minute of your time? I want to tell you about last Friday night!My buddy Gustavo a former transit police from Puerto Morelos called me and said I had 2 hours to get my shit together because he was taking me to Playa Del Carmen at 8P.M.He's been setting me up with this older(32) Mexican babe for the last year.I almost backed out because a half hour earlier I told my current squeeze ( 20 years old) she could come down from Cancun for the night.($150 US).Well my curiosity got the best of me so I called Esmeralda and told to cancel out for the night.I figured I now had a buck and a half to work with.Gustavo picked me up on time and I must say I was a little excited because this blind date has been in the makings for a year now! He kept assuring me she wasn't fat nor ugly! I promised myself that if he was lying I'd just turn around and split.We met at my buddies bar.When Claudia walked in she went right over to Gus and greeted him.I knew this wasn't her but to my pleasant surprise I was then introduced to Claudia! This chick it turns out has lived in Greece and worked on a cruise ship.Her father was a big shot in the Mexican military. This broad had class! Dressed to the nines with jewelry to match! Hair done up and perfumed I later found out in all the right places! Gus took his leave and left me alone in this foreign country with this meat I thought might eat ME up!!! We closed the bar and she wanted more martinis.She took me to a private rooftop bar on 5th Ave.Complete with beds and a pool.The view was perfect! Cozumel was glittering out in the Caribbean.We were outside and the Trade winds tempered the tropical heat.We closed that bar and we walked along 5th Ave. until she wanted to enter yet another bar.This bar had live rock music and was too loud for me.She insisted saying she knew the band.OK I'm game.She drank beer there and I met the band.I prompted her to leave as it was getting late and too loud for me.Next she wanted tacos.OK baby whatever you want! after this she said she had to work at 2PM that day.She had to go home. "No problem I'll get you a cab" Now it seems she doesn't want to go home.OK I envited her to my pad back in Pto.Morelos.No she said she had to work. Well what do you want to do then? She said<"Can we get a hotel room"? Well if you twist my arm! It turns out she knew a hotel with a jacuzzi in the room. We got there and got our room.Next she needs a six pack.OK room service.Now the evening takes on a whole new dimention! I cleaned her up in the water and paid special attention to her anus...me being an ass man! She had a nice tattoo over her ass which by the way fit in the palm of my one hand! It seems she was a bit of a contortionist.She managed every position I suggested! I gave her a trip around the world! ( Ate her sweet pussy and then her lovely little asshole!!!) She ate me as well and when we woke up we started all over again! We parted around noon and she said she would call me the next day (Sunday) at noon since she has no phone. Well here it is Monday night and my phone hasn't been out of my hand for two days! I guess it was just a one night stand but one I will definately remember! Now for the good news! I spent $200 bucks.Minus the $150 I saved from my hooker,that leaves me with a cost of $50 US for the entire fantasy! I will leave you with these words! VIVA MEXICO!!! Where else can an old salt like me travel in the company of so fine a bitch!!!!!!! Oh yes...Thank you GOD......and thank you Viagra!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!................JD

Juanito, all my buddies and I want to thank you for adding to the BLOG. See you next Sunday morning, adios, Dominick

# 62 Thinking with the wrong head, right into a scam.

This is sad story of a Tourist thinking with the wrong head while on vacation in Cancun. This guy came by the Museo and was all beat up. His pants were ripped, bruses and blood on his face. He has a Porsche in California and wanted to see my collection and also tell his story to someone. At first I didn't let him in, after talking to him for a while, I open the gate.

He took the ferry in the morning to Isla Mujeres to spend the day. The ferry is a ten minute ride or so from downtown Cancun and is surrounded by little fishing villages. When he return to Pto Juarez that afternoon, he walking outside the entrance to the Ferry area where he would pick up a bus to downtown Cancun. On the corner their was a hot young girl who got his eye and said "Do you want to have some fun, I live right around the corner", I have some grass and coke, we could have a good time. Off he goes, right into the scam. He's in her little room smoking grass, nothing else is going on,when a few guys walk in and accuse him of screwing around with their Sister. Then, they start beating up on him, which was an how these guys make a living, they threw him out in the street minus his cash and watch. He said that he had $300 American Dollars with him which they took.

This is not the first time that I heard the story about the area around the Ferry being dangerous, but it was the first time that I actually met a guy who got nailed in the scam.

# 61 DOMINICK HAS "TIME CHANGE" FOR STUPPING

For one reason or another it seems that I'm haveing sex in the morning now a days instead of in the evenings. It works better for both Rosie and Mariana and who am I to blow against the wind, as the song goes.

Rosie's story: I'm been seeing her for over two years now twice a week in the evenings. Funny, the same thing happened to me with Maria and it was at the two year mark too. They seem to find a "Client" that gets then out of the business. The John has money and wants them for his own. A few gifts, used car, clothes, whaever and their out of the business. Anyway, that's the way it was with Maria. She let me know, and it was adios. Rosie, on the other hand is living with her "Client" who is now her full time boyfriend. She's driving a nice new moto, doesn't carry a cel phone anymore, runs no ads in the newspaper and has no more clients except for Dominick in the mornings. She tells me that this works for her, getting a few extra buck. He will never know because she is always going to the gym in the mornings, so i'm and easy half hour at a dollar a minute oral sex, 30 minutes at a buck a minute, that's what she's been getting, $60 dollars a week for the past two years . VIVA MEXICO!!!!

Mariana's story: She just recently seperated from her husband and now has her own apt. They have a 6 year old boy, great kid. I've been seeing Mariana for over eight years straight, twice a week . She lied to me when I first met her, she said she was 18 but she was actually 17, now she is 25 year old. Well, to get back to the story, he use to bring the kid to school in the morning before he went to work. Mariana has a regular job in a Boutique, she too has change lifestyles and starts at 10AM. She brings her boy to school at 8:00AM, then sees me from 8:30AM to 9:30 AM before she goes to work . Funny, most marriages don't last 8 years, and this relationship has. VIVA MEXICO!!!!

# 60 Mr P enters, now we are a group of four

Stan is from Chicago and lives in Cancun for the winter months. He will be 65 this year. Jack (Cat man Jack), ALton (Mr McGoo) and I seem to keep running into him around town and he now is one of the group. Stan is always bullshiting, he's going to Cuba for a week, going to Belize for a few weeks, he's going to do this and that, most of it never happens. So, as I put a handle on Alton and Jack, I let Stan know from now on I will be calling him "Mr.P" because thats all he does procrastonates.

Mr.P unlike Cat man Jack, McGoo and I likes women 45 and up. For some reason, and I can thing of a lot of them, it's not his thing. So, once in a while his "ladies" have some young friends and we check them out. So far, nothing to Blog about.

He has a lovely two bedroom apt that he owns and rents out here in Cancun. Why he doesn't use it, it's not the money, he just doesn't know what he wants to do with his life. Should I rent it, should I sell it, whatever. Enough Mr P.

For the monent he is living with a 59 year old women and her Mother , who he tells me that when he see her teeth in the glass on the bathroom sink at night, he knows that he's going to get a blow job. Some guys like "hummers" Whatever turns you on Mr.P.

Now today is Sunday February 12,2006. Mr P called last night and said that one of the elderly ladies that he's seeing has a young friend in her 20's, their coming over this afternoon to see my 5000 sq ft, one bedroom house and the Car Museum......................it's nice to have a "hook"