#26 The Milk Lady

ALTON:
This moring, after having coffee with Alton, we were standing on my corner and I guess I will have to call her the "Milk Lady" because neither one of us knows her name. As she approached us, I said to Alton, Thursday night she knocked on my door at 10PM looking for money to by milk for her kid. When I asked her how much the milk cost, she said $6.00 dollars. Forgetaboutit!! Now I knew she was going to hit on ALton for some money with another pitch. I said, adios to Alton, she's all yours and I walked home. Half hour later Alon calls, the Milk Lady is in his apt, he's got her top off and he's massaging whatever, She wanted $40 dollars for a blow job, he told her, I only have $15 bucks. He asked me what should I do, talk to her in spanish. When I told him my idea, I never hear him laugh so much. Since he always eats cam tuna fish I told her that Alton would give her $15 dollars and a can of tuna fish, she went for it. That's not the end of it. He sent her over to my place and I got blowned for $15 bucks and a half a jar of Skippy Peanut Butter!!!!!! I'm sure she will be back. I will update you as the food leaves our shelves.