#25 Alton, Jack and Dominick- Easter Sunday 2005

Jack and Alton caught the 11AM boat to the Island. I spoke to the both of them in the evening. They said that the beaches were packed and the boats were over crowded. On the bright side,they found a new place for breakfast and were very happy about that. Eggs, bacon, homemade bread, lots of coffee and home made apple pie for $8.00 bucks. A little Mom and Pop place. Looks like Alton is going to spend the next week over there. He found a $10.00 dollar a night room one block from the beach, the room of course is small with just a single bed, the bathrooms/showers are down the hall and that's all he needs. It cost him that much to take the ferry both ways and the taxi to the ferry from Cancun, why not stay there for a while. He also has been talking to married lady whos husband is going back to the States today. He knows it's a sure thing, she comes here to get serviced every year and knows what she wants. I'm sure he will be busy "wacking her out" all week.

I went to breakfast in town with Luis. We went to the Radisson Hotel. No point doing our Sunday thing at Pto Moreles with all the traffic and crazy tourists on the road with their rented cars. We buzzed around CostCo for a while and then went to the Tiangus ( Cancun's Sunday Used Car Lot) I dropped Luis off at his apt and headed home knowing ROSY was coming over at 3PM for our little afternoon delight. To give you the setting.A few weeks ago I bought these major chimes at CostCo. It has 5 long tubes and a ball in the middle with a string and a weight, so when the wind blows it sounds like a marinba band. Today the wind was blowing pretty good. You could hear the sound all over my house. While Rosy was giving me head she heard the chimes banging away and said to me, do they bother you, I replyed. " No, they actually turn me on , I feel like i'm getting head in Church" She couldn't stop laughing!!!!!!!!!! Every once in a while she would look up and have a smile on her face, as to say, your one crazy dude.

#24 Good Friday at Brisa with Jack

Jack, like a few friends of mine have access to Condos on the beaches of Cancun in the Hotel Zone. He doesn't get paid, just pays all the bills for Bob the owner and makes sure the place is in good running order. Bob comes into Cancun maybe four times a year at the most. My friend Luis on the other hand gets paid to watch over three apts in Yama-Kan for Joe, who lives on Long Island , N.Y. Two of them are in a rental pool and the other is used by Joe the owner twice a year. Luis of course has access to this apt when he wants. I've been their twice with him. The view is fantastic, picture that your on the 6th floor of the Condo, your looking out through a glass wall, the ocean and beach are directly below and tourist look so amall walking he beach and swimming in the ocean. Cool.

I would have preferred going over to the Island with Alton but being Easter Week I really didn't want to fight the crowds. I picked Jack up and we drove to Brisa. The Condo is at the furthest point of the Hotel Zone, a short walk for Club Med. Bob.s apt was nice, small, but with a knock out ocean view. The Condo has 200 units of which 12 are condos built on the beach. The Condos on the Ocean now go for $800,000 to $900,000 dollars. Of course 20 years ago they sold for $150,000. Jack place now goes for $70,000, he paid $7,000 for it some 20 years ago. Same old story, " IF WE ONLY KNEW"

The weather was great. Enjoyed walking on the beach, swimming in the ocean and getting my body browner. Later, some of Jack's friends came down to the pool and we sat around in the shade talking. Two of them were from Italy so it was cool using my brain searching for words to have a conversation. Around 2PM I had enough, Jack wanted to stay and spend time with his friends so I drove home. That night, Jack, Alton and I, all planed to get together at the " Italian Joint"

#23 JUANITO GOES FOR THE BUCKS!!!!!!!! FOLLOW UP ON #16 IF YOUR GETTING LOST

SO YOU CAN PUT THIS INTO PERSPECTIVE, THE PESO TODAY IS 10.85 TO THE DOLLAR...........HAVE TO GIVE YOU CREDIT JUANITO, NICE JOB !!!!, YOUR BUDDY, DOMINICK


Hi Dom!! The incredible part is that she actually showed up on time!! Adeal is a deal and I am a man of my word...no sex and I pay $2,000 pesos just for the privilage of her company,not to mention a home cooked meal.We spent most of the day in my garden in my hammock.It was a relaxing day and we enjoyed our time together.As we were talking and cuddling I came to a realization.........I really,really needed to devour this hunk a meat!!!!!!!!!!!! I asked her if I came to her club how much would it cost me for one hour with her. She said it would cost $3,500 pesos. I then asked her if I paid her $1,500 pesos more could we spend an hour together since this would amount to the $3,500, her price.She readily agreed and she said only until I finished.I told her I told her maybe it would better for her to leave it at an hour because I wouldn't be finished with this delicious meal for less than that!! As we know she is 23 years old and I found out 38D-23-33............weighing in at 118 lbs.(Most of this weight is TIT).Her face is that of an angel so .................................... It has been a very long time since I personally have experienced THIS kind of QUALITY in my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I fell in love and I invited her to live with me. (I'm still waiting for a reply) So you see Dom including the taxi from Cancun it cost me $400 US dollars for the day. This is way over my budget but I'm going on a water diet so I can have this again next month!!! I am a man in LOVE!!! P.S. Dominick; I was thinking,maybe you can give me the number of one of YOUR girls ......I just can't afford being in LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!......................Juanito

IF THIS KEEPS UP, YOU WON'T BE GOING BACK TO THE STATES FOR THE SUMMER. I HOPE IT HAPPENS FOR YOU, ENJOY THE "RIDE" DOMINICK

#22 Email from Juanito Re: Claudia

Hi Dom: Just like Paul Harvey...................Soon you will know "THE REST OF THE STORY"......................................Juanito

#21 Alton as he puts it "wacked out" a Springbreaker on the Island

Alton went to the Island, only to realize that it was Easter Week when he got to the boat dock. He had to wait for a few boats in order to set sail. It was still cloudy in Cancun but he said, what the hell, I have nothing better to do. On the beach, in his regular spot, all the chairs were taken so he walked around talking to the young girls in the area. He came upon three springbreakers from Canada who seemed to be boozed out already early in the morning. It was their last day and they were going home on an early flight tomorrow. Alton is called "Alton the Dolphin Man" he has it on everything, even his answering machine. He spent most of his life training and working with Dolphins. He even trained Loyd Bridges, for those of you who are YOUNG enough to remember SEA HUNT. Well that leads me into the connection he made with Cathy. The girls were pissed because they got taken for $130 dollars each. The night before they stayed in Cancun at the Presedente Hotel . In the moring they checked out and before leaving bought three tickets from a guy in the Lobby to swim with the Dolpins at Isla Mujeres. When they got to the Island they were told that they were phony tickets. The office was nice enough to call the Hotel who said that they are not responsible for whomever sold them the tickets. The Hotel has no one selling tickets to swim with the Dolpins . Bummer!!!! for the girls but this made an instant connection between Alton and Cathy. She was impressed that he knew so much about Dolphins and would take her free if and when she retuned to Cancun. The girls had a bottle of Brandy in their bag. Candy was a little high at this point when Alton suggested they go back to her little apt on the beach. Not a problem, he said, he they walked back to her place and he "wacked her out" She said that she would call him from Canada and let him know when they were coming back. She did ask him during sex how old he was, she replied, Oh my God!!!!!!!, you could be my Grandfather.....i'm 19 and your 78. Alton of course is extremely happy about the 60 year difference and enjoyed the ride.

#20 Alton and Dominck "sweep" Market 28

Yesteday I planned to go to the Island with Alton. I called him at 7AM so he would be able to get it together to go for coffee at 9AM. His first words were,"looks like it's cloudy out, let's SWEEP Market 28" That's this old navy seal's way of saying lets devote time to look for girls in the Market. First we had coffee in OXXO, he got their first and said, just look at that girl sitting at the next table WOW!!!!! I recognized her from MOMBO TANGO, the disco that Jack and I went to a few weeks ago. I remember saying to myself, who is the best looking girl in the place......that was her. She was with a group of five girls who didn't dance on the dance floor but infront of their table, looking at the dance floor. Jack and I were sitting right behing her enjoying watching her dance. I went over to her and told her that I saw her at Mombb Tango, she must be close to 20 years old, if that, tall, with a perfect body, she smiled and we discussed different Sala dance places in Cancun. Told her I would like to take photos Museum was at the end of the block so it was easy to tell her where to go. This is long shot, but one never know in Cancun..they DO SHOW UP. Ok, now were sweeping Market 28, Alton sees this girl acrss the street and start to tell me that she one of the great looking girls he has ever seen. Her nane is Diana, and works for my Dentist a few months ago I show her my cars and home.....she had a Coca Cola....and told me about her boyfriend who takes xrays in the Clinic across from my house. Alton, don't waste your time, she's taken.

We worked the Market for a while and then came across Faviola. attractive, in her early 20's. She was selling Tour's to Tourist. Alton did his "stick" and I did the translating for him. He was coming on too strong for her and she backed off. So we moved on. The sky was clearing up so Alton wanted to take the Ferry to the beach. Not for me ALton, to many tourists here this week, not my thing waiting for boats. So he left and I went across the Market to buy fish. Talk about fresh fish, Cancun is the greatest. The truck comes in every morning to this local store and they are still jumping around. I bought a Kilo because I knew Mariana would be over tomorrow for lunch. On the way back I passed Faviola's stand. She semmed happy to see me and said what did you buy. I told her Boqinette, my favorite fish (by the way it's the only vegaterian fish that I know of) she said, when are you going to cook for me. RIGHT NOW FABY!! She took a break from work and we walked down the block to my place. I ran her through the Casa/Museum tour then she asked me for a beer. She's a single mother of 22 with a boy of seven. Her husband died three year ago of colitis at the age of 27. We stared to get to know each other when her Cel phone rang, it was her boss. He told her to get back. So the plan was that I would cook a fish dinner for her this Friday night. Today was Wednesday and Rosy would be over that evening and tomorrow Mariana's coming over at 2PM I will be cooking a fish lunch for herthen we would be playing around, so Friday night seemed like the best time to see Faby without confusing things. Later that night she sent me a TEXT MESSAGE (via Cel phone) and I sent her one back, saying how nice it was to meet me. Seems like i'm sending text messages in Spanish more and more each day. Nice way to keep in touch with the girls...the in thing here, don't know if you guys do this much in the States.

I drove over to the Radison Hotel around 1PM for a swim and to get some sun. The wonan sitting next to me was from Vera Cruz, she was here for Easter Week. Thing were going great until I asked her if she was here along. Around that time her boyfriend sat down, nice guy, hung around with them for a while. they will be staying their until Sunday. That's it, back home to enjoy a wonderful evening with Rosy.

#19 Dominick found a new poker game- one happy camper

One of the guys from my old poker game called and told me that he met a new bunch of guys that play poker once a week. That was good news. The game moves around every Tuesday night. After meeting infront of a 711 we all went over to Sasha's house. The main language at the game was German. Doesn't make any difference to me, the cards tell the story!!!! Their are two Sasha's in the group, both diving instructors. One has his head shaved and the other seemed to be chainsmoking pot all night, at least it smelt like that. Then their was Shrek, huge guy from Australia he's an instructor for Aqua World. What he instructs I don't know, never really got that, his Agua World tee shirt read "staff". Now, one of the other German guys is named "Life" he was their with his Father in Law, Mario. Their were two guys from the old game, Javier, Mexican and Klaus from Germany.

We started around 9PM, called the last round at 11:30PM which means by the time the game went around once more, we quit at 1:30AM..........My kind of night and winning a few bucks was good too. Looking forward to next Tuesday night. We are playing at Javier's house. I gave Alton his 7AM wakeup call, we will take the boat to the "Island" around 10AM. He's funny, Monday night he called around 7PM and said, " Let's do a sweep of the main drag" Gotta love this guy, 78 years old with only one thing in mind. We walked for a hour or so, on the way home, he said, " supprising, no HITS tonight".

This moring he told me about an Cashier that he had over his place last night. He went to ROOTS, our local Jazz Joint around midnight. The cashier use to be a bartender their and gave him a big hello. One thing led to another and they sat down for coffee. Her English is very weak so Alton, get this line!!!!said, I have a dictionary in my apt and we can look up words together so we can talk. Guess, they both wanted to get laid and that was as good as an invitation for the moment. He was very disappointed with the sex, he keeps saying that after the Cuban, Tanya, nothing seems to feel hot anymore. He should be thankful that at his age he has the opportunity to make comparisons. Called Jack this morning, nothing much happening with him, lots of NO-SHOWS. His stick rate is going down. He's meeting girls in the street, Walmart, CostCo, Sam's and Market 28. Jack does his English Teacher routine, gets telephone numbers, makes appointments but they cancel by phone or never show up. He has such a list of female partners but is tired of them and wants,as the guys say " NEW STUFF!" Thing will change for him, it's just a dry period for a week or so.

#18 Monday Night - Jack meets Alton at Berger King

Alton came back from the Island around 8PM, since Monday was a Mexican Holiday, death of some President, he had to wait for the third boat to get back. Same story on the Island, got tanner and met some new people, no new ladies on this voyage, he returned dry. Not too bad because he has Maria, the cleaning lady coming over Tuesday, it's her day off. On his way home he stopped at Berger King on the Main drag for a bite. Along came Jack who just finished having coffee in Sanborns ( your Denny's). They started to cruse the hood and Jack saw a nice looking girl on a bench who was giving him the eye. Alton said, go for it, she's looking at you. So, Alton headed home and Jack made his pitch. She was from Russia, 20 years old and was going home manana. They went up to her Hotel room, which was directly across from the main and only bus terminal in town. Jack said they played around, got naked, why she ever invited him up there we will never know. She had her period, wouldn't blow him and started playing with his dick....he said he was turned off and didn't even let her finish jerking him off. End of story.

#17 An e-mail from a good friend 3/22/05

Christ, Dom, this is worse than being hooked on a soap opera! I start xxxxxx if more than a couple days pass without your damned blog..... If I didn't know you I would just think it was some lonely wacko making it all up.....................funny shit, brother.
Peace,
xxxxxx

#16 This morning e-mail from Juanito 3/22/05

I received this e-mail from Juanito this morning, a follow up on my #15 and thought it would be sooooooo fitting to include it into my Blog. Truely PRICELESS!!!!!!!





Hey Bro check this out!!! 6PM Sunday.....Machine,I left a message. 3 more times and i got the machine. I got up 5:30 am to piss and i called her..Machine.I got up at 9AM and I got through,She says she will be here Tuesday at 10 AM.I got a haircut worked my ass off here to get ready and I am to call this lovly hunk a meat at 8:30 just to make sure.........here's the kicker.I make her Lobster tails and also shrimp cevice and no sex ...I must pay her $2,000 pesos.Sex will be more!!! Do I drive a hard bargain or what??? I wanna get my foot in THIS door!!! This 23 year old girl from Argentina is nothing less than STUNNING!!! I already got about $300 dollars invested in lap dances and drinks etc. with her sooo I might as well stay in this card game.................OR maybe I should join your's.........this blog I do hope has a happy ending...time will tell.........JD



to be continued for sure..........enjoy the ride, Dominick

#15 Sunday in Pto Moreles.....Juanito can't stop dreaming of Claudia

Every Sunday Luis and I take the "Yellow Beast" ( my new Porsche) to Pto Moreles. We meet, Juanito, Don, Steve and Richard for breakfast. Depends on who can make it. Steve told us some bad news yesterday. Richard had a kidney taken out a while back and now they found two spots on his lungs. Last week he told us he was taking some friends to the airport and couldn't make breakfast but actually he went to Merida for the MRI. Merida is 4 hours drive from Cancun and is the only place near here with and MRI machine. Lets go Cancun!!!!!! we have over a million people living here now....get some equipment. That's all I know about Richard's condition now.

JUANITO'S IN LOVE.......WISH YOU LUCK

Juanito is an x cop from upstate New York who lives in Pto Moreles most of the time, he spends the summers riding his Harley in the mountains of Montana. Pto Moreles has very few young ladies to play with, and if you did play with one the whole town would know in a New York minute. So off Juanito is off to 21 with his buddies. Thursday he met Claudia, she's from Argentina,21 years old and just beautiful, like most of the young girls from Argentina. He bought her a few drinks, and fell in LOVE, had a lap dance and got her telephone number. He called a few time on Friday and left messages, she didn't reply. Saturday night he went out to 21 again to see whats going on. She said that she got his message but was very busy and didn't have time to call him back. This time he paid for lap dance in a private room, she pulled down her top and let he emjoy her lovely tits. The had time to talk, Juanito wants her to come to Pto Moreles , she said yes. $200.00 plus cars to spend the day and $900.00 to have sex. Things are getting a little price here but Juanito's in LOVE. The $200 dollar package would be good for openers. When I left him yesterday morning he knew exactly how many hours it was until 6PM when he was to call her and make arraignments for her visit. He asked her if she wanted to come to the States with him for the summer and she said that with her Argentina Passport it was impossible but they could come in throught Canada. Jack say that if she moved in with him in Pto moreles, he would never go back to the States. He know exactly what the story is, but what the hell, he may luck out. I will keep you up to date in the next Blog or so on how Juanito make out with Claudia

#14 A day on the "Island"

Alton use to spend his days at the Camino Real Hotel out in the Hotel Zone, a while ago it was bought out and is now called "Dreams" He had it wired there, knew all the people working there got free towels had no problem coming and going. Now it's different, the guest wear bands on the rists and the security is tight. Alton now decided to spend time over at "Isla Mujeres" ( Island of women, as the story goes, when this island was founded there lots of sculptures of women's busts on the beach, whatever)

The Island, just like Cancun because of the Coral Reef has beautiful powdery white beaches and clear turquoise waters. It draws a different croud. Lay back people who just want to hangout, relax and drink. Their is a lot of day traffic because the boats leave from Pto Juarez a 10 minute cab ride from downtown Cancun. Th boats take 15 minutes and leave every half hour, the last one back is 11PM. All the people that I meet are their for 3 to 6 months a year, They pay around $300 bucks a month for a room and vegout all day.

To change my routine, I thought that it would be nice to spend a day on the Island with Alton. He of course,has the lay of the land by now, know where to go and where all the girls hang out. I drove to Pto Juarez, left my car infront of a Church and we took the 10:30AM boat. There are three girls selling tickets and Alton has been trying to make one of them for a while now but his Spanish is so weak he can't make headway. Ok, here is where I come in. He immediately grabs Karen's hand and kisses it, she turns a little red, the other two girls are laughing. So I go though my routine for Alton, telling Karen how much he likes her and has been dreaming about her, that he will be your shining Prince, and that his heart is beating fast when he see you, This all sounds GREAT in Spanish and the girls get a big kick out of the way I deliver the lines. Bottom line,Karen gets off at 6PM and they were to meet for coffee on the Island side. Karen was cooling herself off with a brochure as we left, you could see her through the window.

The boat ride was nice, all new A/C boats and the 15 minutes pass fast. Some 15 years ago I use to do this a lot, it was nice to see all the changes. We walked to Altons favorite beach. He bought a beer, I bought a bottle of water and for the $1.50 you could use the chairs and unbrellas all day, the man know hou to work a buck. This was the closest thing to Club Med, the only difference was in Club Med we stayed on nude beach. (WOW!! memories, I took 8 tips to Club Med- Martinique during the 80'.....for 2 weeks at a clip .....16 weeks of my life on a nude beach with girls from all over the world, of course you remember those days, Matt, Mervin, Steve, Charlie and Richie, your all on my "Private Blog List" so I know your reading this now.)

Ok, now it was time to work the beach and meet all the people in our area. There were two very thin girls from Japan, sitting next to us, Yoko and ??????? They spoke hardly any English.....this was getting to be a lot of work so I had to move on. Two girl from London were walking by, we told them the deal here and they bought 2 beer and sat down for the day. As Alton and I walked the beach, we met Paula and Lorina, both Mexicans who live in Cancun and were their for the day, Alton had the hots for Paula, so Domo goes though his routine getting them together. They take a walk for a while I spend some time getting to know Lorina. Boring, I'm out of their. I went back to the two girls from London and spent time with them, that was fun,good kids, we had lots of laugh. Meanwhile I meet Jack, a friend of Altons, he's from Minn. and spend 9 months a year on the Island and the summer months back home. Some guys taught him how to play the bongos and he plays with them every night in a club, not for money, just to hang out and meet girls. Being us now is a couple, Ameican guy with lots of tattoos and a Mexican girl. We started talking and it winds up that he paying for her to stay on the Island with him for the week, She works in one of the houses out on 21. (Cancun's legalized Pink Zone)

Now, out of nowhere their are fashion models all over the place. I spoke to the guy holding the shield for the sun, his name is Marizio and lives in Cancun, What's the story Marizio? He said they were shooting photos for COCO BONGOS, one of Cancun best disco. The gave all the girls turquoise tee shirts with Coco Bongo logos on them. They slipped them on and wiggled out of their bras. So that was a very nice visual for a few hours, using the ocean , palm trees, small boats etc for their background.

While this was all well and good, it's Saturday night and i'm looking forward to see Rosy over my place at 8PM back in Cancun. So, adios Alton and friends. I took the 4:30 PM boat back to Pto Juarez and by 5PM was in my place.

#13 Last weeks hits

Tuesday Alton was at the Post Office waiting in line to buy stamps. The women in front was short 4 pesos, Alton heard the conversation and offered her the money. He then went out side, stopped for a smoke waiting for her to come out. She said thanks again, Alton asked her if she wanted to go for a cup of coffee. They went over to OXXO ( our 711) and took out two coffee's. He told her that he lives across the street and said we can drink the coffee at my place. She said OK. In his apt he asked her if she wanted some red wine, she agreed and before you know it they finished the bottle. Alton at work!!!! Now he has her top off and is rubbing her back, he said that she a lot of marks on her back, I asked him if they were "zits" he said no, more like scars. That's as far as he got that afternoon. That night, he went over to Walmart where she's a cashier. Her shift ends at 2AM so they made arrangement to meet infront of the same OXXO and go up his place. They got it on and she stayed the night. How was it Alton??? Not good, when you compare her to Tanya and Claudia. That's it for her. just one shot. He feels now that he should up the bar and look for more quality.

Alton is a little pissed at Claudia, she never has any money and she took five buck from his table top with out saying anything. So he's busting her chops for a while not being available for their early morning sex. He doesn't answere her phone calls and leaves the door locked downstairs.

Tanya went to Cuba for 2 weeks, her 13 year Kid has a week or so off for Easter vacation, and she wanted to celebrate her 30th birthday with her Family.

Last Friday and Saturday morningI went over to the local Holiday Inn for breakfast and to use their pool. Friday I met Sara from Oregon by the pool, she's was a springbreaker here for week. We spent a few hours going throught the ususal getting to know you stuff, swimming and getting sun. He girlfriend was nothing that I would introduce to Alton or Jack, so I passed on fixing them up. She like the idea of riding in a Porsche convertible that evening so I invited her over. She was on time, not like Mexican girls. Weather was perfect, we buzzed the Hotel Zone, and then came back to my place for a jacuzzi,..nice hook!!!!, she stayed the night, sex was fair, nothing great but a nice memory. Brough her back to the Holiday Inn in the morning. Spent a few hours with her, she left for the airport around 10AM and that was it. Guess there will be emails going both ways for a while until that dies out.

Gloria supprised Jack yesterday with an unannounced visit was usual. I just missed her visit by an hour or so. I haven't seen her since I fixed them up a month ago. Jack had a photo album on his kitchen table, She went crazy when she saw all the photo of different women. When she asked him if he's seeing any of them, he said yes, when they drop in like you do. WOW!!!!! She got really pissed off and bolted out of his place. Will this be the end of the dwarft??? I don't think so.

#12 "Look at the Little Lady" Jack's dark side

Jack came over my place Sunday night with his friend Bob, who is in from California for ten days. Bob owns the complex that Jack lives in . He bought six apts some 15 years ago for $90,000.00 and each apt throws off $500.00 dollars a month. Not a bad investment. Fantastic, a three year payback. Jack started telling us about how he's really getting to enjoy spending time with Gloria. See came over unannounced Friday around 10PM. When Jack told her he didn't have any condoms.......she pulled out a package of 3. ( which by the way she took the other two back with her) Now, he had no excuses to sleep with her. Well,the man says that he's really into having the dwarft over once a week for strange sex. He went into detail explaining how they have sex, and how her tits only come up to his belly button while their doing it, etc,etc. She's so short that she can't reach the shower knobs, so he has to turn them on and off for her,she can't get close to the water spout in the bathroom sink to wash her teeth, she has to reach out and bring the water to her mouth with her hand, she also washs him from head to foot while he sits in a chair in the shower. Her nose reaches the kitchen counter and sink, so she can't wash any dishes, make coffee etc. He's plans to buy some little stools this week for her.

On the other hand, Jack does not want to be seen walking down the street with Gloria. When he went to the shopping mall with Gloria and her Mother to see a movie a few weeks ago , the young Mexican and Mayan Kids were pointing at her and saying while laughing, "Look at the little Lady"..."Look at the little Lady" That was it for Jack, he couldn't wait to get home. She's agreed to have sex once a week at his place. I really feel that Gloria is going to ask for more time in the near future. Bob and I looked at Jack after he was telling all the details and shook our heads. Something wrong with you Jack, your getting into a dark area and you seem to love it.

#11 Alton find Maria, blast from the past

Alton called me Wednesday from the Hotel Zone and said, "Guess what Dominick, I found Maria!!!" Maria who?? " Don't you remember Maria, I bought her over to your place three years ago and was doing her on and off for six months or so" No Alton, we know so many Maria's I can't place her. He said," She cleans hotel rooms in the Hotel Zone" Why didn't you say that first. Right,the CLEANING LADY that your were sleeping with, now I can place her. This lady works, cleaning apts ten hours a day, five days a week and gets paid every two weeks...$150 dollars. I don't even want to do the math, bummer. Well, Alton is happy to say the least, back in the saddle again with Maria. Let see how long this last, slowing down on Claudia and Tanya, seeing them only once a week now.
I said to Jack, what do you think, does Alton look extra tired this past week, he said, I noticed the same thing. He's even walking slower. Really needs to change his diet, still doing some 10 cups of back coffee a day, smokes 2 packs a day and eats lots of can tuna fish. NOthing is going to change this x Nave Seal.

#10 "Cat man Jack"

Jack moved into his new home a few weeks ago. The house is owned by a friend of his from New Jersey. The guy only comes to Cancun once or twice a year and had six 3 bedroom homes in a row that he bought 15 years ago for a package of $150,000. He has a Mexican guy managing the properties or should I say stealing whatever he can get from the rental money. Jack's house has been empty for 2 years not really empty, CATS have taken over the place. The place really stinks!!!!!! They use to sell Venno 1080 in Cancun to kill cats but they took it off the market, guess it's like us buying DDT. The Vet Store had another product. A silver package the size of a frozen food product. The guy said, mix a little bit with chicken, meat, whtever and leave it out in your yard. The stuff really works, The Cats are dropping like flys. His neighbors of course don't know what he's doing but have come over to ask if he has found dead cats in his yard. He told them, yes, that he found ONE, not true, their dropping like flys. Needless to say Jack is very happy now, a few liters of Pine Liquid and his yard smell fresh and free of cats.

#9 Dwarft calls Jack and Dominck starts "Salsa Dance Lessons"

There has to be a reason why people do what they do, right!. Jack keeps telling us that he doesn't want to see or BE SEEN with Gloria anymore. Friday night she called him at 11PM. Now, he hasn't heard from her for a few day and thought after she left his place crying last week that would be the end of their relationship. She told Jack that she didn't want to be alone that night and could she come over. Jack say OK. WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS JACK???? She was over his place in a few minutes and the bedroom scene was the same. Gloria wanted sex, Jack says he has no condoms, why she doesn't call his hand and buy some of her own I don't know. Knowing her background, maybe she's embarrassed to buy them. You got it, a hand job with "little hands" again. This is that image that I never want to see. At four in the morning he woke up with her sitting on top of him wanting sex. Jack said NO! NO! She got dressed and left, he feel for sure that Gloria won't be calling him anymore.

I fixed Jack up with Lori a few weeks ago. I found her from my Ad in the newspaper exchanging English for Spanish. She was suppose to come over to his place Saturday afternoon for a few hours and start the exchange. She never showed. When I set them up a few weeks ago at 7PM infront of OXXO, mexico's answer to our 711, he thought she was great looking and she told him that she would call him. She never did, then he ran into her at Market 28. Guess she was embarrassed and made a Mexican appointment with him.Mexican have a problem saying no,I figured out by now it's definitely in the culture, so they always say yes to whatever's going on and don't show. I will call Lori today to see whets going on. I actually never met her, when I had so many calls from my Ad I passed the overflow to Jack and Alton. Jack got me curious.

Last night I started "Salsa" dance lessons. My neighbor, I call her WEDEEDEE has a juice bar business infront of her house which is on the next street. I got the name from the juice bar which I understand is Mexican Comic. Never really got her name so it makes it easy and fun, she laughs when I call her WEEDEEWEEDEE. Anyway she rents out her garden to a gay guy who gives Salsa lessons five nights a week for $7 dollars a week, he has two classes, one at 8 and the other at 9PM. I took the 9PM class last night. Loved it. There were three Mexcian girls and Dominck learnig the basics of Salsa dancing. When I got home, I took a hot jacuzzi. The way he had us moving it was a real work out. I'm hooked. When I get back to Manhattan I sometimes go to an Italian Restaurant. La Maganette that has Salsa dancing in their catering hall below the building every Wednesday. At 9PM their has to be over 500 Latinos dancing. The music and energy is wild. I never felt my dancing was good enough to mix in now I will after all these lessons that are coming up.

Last weeks activities: Dominick saw Mariana and Rosy twice. Alton saw Tanya twice and MIA with the springbreaker for two days. Cludia was dancing someplace outside of Cancun. Jack saw one of the girls for the Massage place on his block and had a visit from " little hands"

#8 Alton is MIS (missing in action)

Friday night Alton went to our local Jazz Joint, ROOTS and met a springbreaker that was visiting Cancun for a week. For a change, he could speak english to someone instead of strugging through Spanish with hand motions and his few oneliners. This 78 year young dude was MIS for two days with this kid from the states. When I saw him yesterday he could hardly walk. It was the first time I heard him say that he didn't feel like fucking today. Teenagers will do that to you Alton!!!!!

#7 And the beat goes on.................

Now it's Saturday, ending the first week of March. Dominck has been with Marianna twice, Rosy and Cindy once and will cap of the week with a phone call to Penny. I haven't seen Penny for a few months and would like to enjoy her talents again for a night. Alton had three visits from the Cubana, Tanya and two from Claudia, the Flamingo Dance this week, He also bombed out with a young girl working a the Boutique near his apt but Wednesday he met a girl across from 100% natural restaurant, she's 21 from Mexico City on vacation here for a few more days, he slept with her and never really got her name, it's hard for Alton to remember Mexican names.

Alton needed a women to clean his little apt, it's at best 400 sq feet ,so I hooked him up with Maria. Maria has been working for me for some five years, she's just the best, I trust her, she even has a key to my place which also makes life easier when I have places to go. Two weeks ago, after Maria was finished cleaning my place, I called Alton he came over so he could show her his apt, which is right on the corner of my block. Ok, she agreed to clean his place every Wednesday for $10 bucks, now you may think that's a little money. I pay $13 dollars a day and we are both paying over the going rate for what they get to clean homes in this undeveloped country. I feel that she even deserve more, so Maria gets extra money for Christmas, New Year and lots of clothes and food from me for her seven kids. He husband passed away four years ago and cleaning is her only source of income. Now, last week, remember we get our places cleaned once a week. when Maria was going to Alton's for the first time he called me in the morning and said that he wanted to go to the beach with Claudia. What should I do. What else, leave her the $10 buck when she comes and tell her to go home and pass on the cleaning for the day until next week. This week the same thing happened. Alton wanted to help his friend Paul put a prop on a boat and had to leave. Once again, he left her $10 bucks and she went home, Needless to say the place is very dirty, well, it's been that way for so long who really can tell the difference. Lets see what happens next week, he's paid Maria twice now and she's never even had the opportunity to dust or pick up one of his old empty tuna fish cans. Gotta love this guy.
Yesterday morning , while we were having our breakfast at Hong Kong, Jack told me that the dwarft called!!!!!!! I couldn't believe it, I thought Gloria got the message a few weeks ago when she saw a pair of strange panties in Jack's bathroom. Remember she started crying and left, only to come back a few days later with her Mom, Dad, pizza and KFC Chicken. This is really getting out of hand. Jack says he doesn't want to see her anymore, tells her that and she sill keeps coming over unannounced. Am I getting the whole story here?? Lock that gate downstairs Jack!!!!!!!!!!!!
The fatal attraction continues. Our guess is that she will drop by again this week unanounced as usual and ask Jack to be her boyfriend, ask for sex, he will say he has no condoms, he will get another "little hand" hand job and on and on it goes.Their is a "massage place" on Jack's block, He's never had sex with any of the three girl who work their but he has brought them some business when his buddies are in town from New Jersey. Basically, it's like so many of these little places here in Cancun, a weak massage and a hand job for #30 bucks, anything exta is avaiable, just make your deal and step up to the plate.
One of the girls, Carla from the massage place, called him this week, she was in the mood for sex, guess all those hand jobs and no sex was turning her on so she came over for the night ahd sex and a little breakfast in the morning. He said she's not at all attractive but what the hell, something new. Jack's taste in women runs all over the lot. I f you remember the day that he called me to come over and see one of he uglyest women in cancun that he was sleeping with for three days. You got it, she had at least three gold teeth in the front of her mouth and just, unfortunately a very very ugly women. Now, I know what they mean,when they say, men really don't care who they sleep with. Some of us do, believe me.

Well, the week end is here and I have been trying to get Alton, Jack and I together to put one of my fantacies together but it it hard to get us all free at the same time. The girls are not a problem, I have asked Penny if she would come over with her two girls friends Darling and Lupita. They are three extremely beautiful working girls who are all excited about my idea for a wonderfull evening. My plan is that we would have dinner over Jack's place, I would cook a pasta dinner, have wine candles ,etc and the six of us would be in the nude for the night before, during and after dinner. Now, I have been with Penny three times already in the past six months, actually Daring and Penny work together. Sometimes guys want the both of them at the same time, not me, I perfer just to be with Penny however, at the same time Daring is watching one of my porno movies while I an getting it on with Penny a few feet away. That works for me. Now Jack, who introduced me to Penny has had sex with both Penny and Lupita over the years, even both at the same time. Altonon the other hand only knows Lupita who he hit on in the street last week and she remember him because he was walking with Jack one day past the restaurant where Penny and Lupita were having lunch. Jack introduce Alton to them a that time, small world. Well, this dream of mine will happen, hopefully soon, it's just a matter of getting all three of us free for the same night and that's not easy.

#6 Bummer, end of Tuesday night poker game.

For years now, I have been looking for a Poker game in Cancun. Finally a friend mine,Gregg turned me on to guys that play evey Tuesday night and have a "Poker Club". What a disappointment this turned out to be. We started out fine about 2 months ago, five or six guys, then a few dropped out and we were down to the guys that started the club, Klaus, Charlie , Javier . I bought a large round table at CostCo and offered to have the game each Tuesday in my Museum, where there is lots of room, parking, music and a seperate bathroom. Nice, right, Well, their priorities are somewhere else, sex clubs and food!!!!! Now, each of these guys have a nice business in Cancun, they think nothing of once or week or so going to Club 21, which is 21 kilometers outside of Cancun and spending over $100 dollars for a bubble bath and a hand job. Two of them come to the game with a budget of $10 bucks and the third $20 bucks. To me , there is something wrong with this picture. Is this really a "Poker Club" my buddies in Manhattan would laugh their asses off. Now the game is sitting on a clock. When one loses his 10 or 20 bucks the game is over. For pussy they have money but poker no. Who am I to judge their priorities. Last night I had it, the three of them use to come at 8 for a while now the've been coming at 9PM with their booze and gas treats.

We started playing at 9PM only to have Klaus announce that they have to leave early and go to 21. So we played for one hour and fifteen minutes and they were leaving. I had to express my feeling, Not important that I bought a nice card table and host the game every Tuesday night. These guys are all married and guess a bubble bath and hand job is more important than playing poker. This is a "Poker Club"???? I told them, all i'm looking for is poker game once a week with some nice guys for four , five or six hours. The stakes really don't make any difference to me, if we were playing for pennies or dollars, it's not important, it's the action, buzz and conversation. They invited me to 21 and offered to buy me some drinks to make up for the short game. That the last thing I would want to do on my poker night or any other night. I have a different lifestyle. Last week they check out early too, before midnight, because they wanted to eat tacos, maybe they were really going to 21 and didn't want to tell me.

When we were looking for more players, I asked my friend Armando to join the game. He has a cigar store in Cancun and has been looking for a poker game for a long time, He would leave his store early and always would be at my place at 8PM. He has a good friend Mary Carmen who would covered for the remainder of two hours, they close at 10PM. After Armando played with us for three times, Klaus came over to my house on a Saturday and said, "We don't want Armando to play with us anymore" Of course I say, why??. All I could get out of the three of them, Klaus, Charlie and Javier, is, "we don't know, but their is something we all don't like about him" This went on and on. I't was like taking to a three blank walls. So, Klaus called Armado lied to him, telling him that there was no game that week, His idea was that they would move the game to Javier house for the next few weeks, keep telling him that their ws no game and eventually they hoped he would go away. Armando has been a friend of mine for some 15 years, he sense something was wrong, called to find out what's happening. I told him the truth. What could he say, I felt so bad. Guess I should have read the picture from the beginning, what these guys are really made of. Three guys with a "Poker Club" right, or should I say three guys having " A guys night out to do what they want, with a budget of 10 or 20 bucks for poker and $100 for bubbles and a hand job. They actually rent a special room at 21, where there are bathtubs and the have to buy the each girls three waterdown drinks that come to ove $100 dollars each, I asked Klaus, do you guys get a blow job or have intercouse, he turned to Charlie and said, what do you thing, could we ask them for that. Hello!!!!!!

Javier has this real nice set of poker chips from Las Vegas, nicest ones that I have ever seen. I told Javier, take your chips with you, he said, you mean it. Of couse I do Javier, it's 10;15PM on our poker night, we've been playing for an hour and fifteen minute and you guys are leaving. This doesn't work for me, I look forward all week to play poker and set aside anything else not to interfear with the game. As much as I have a passion to play, that's it, BASTA!!!! You guys have your priorities, and that's fine, but it doesn't work for me. All I want to do is play poker once a week , any night, with a bunch of guys who are REALLY interested in playing poker. The three of you aren't really interested in playing poker, if you did,you would take some of that money your spending on soap and hand jobs and use it for cards, but of course it's your money and you can do what you want with it. I shook hands with the thee of them, said it's been fun, enjoy your evening. Adios.

#5 Jack has a visitor from Mexico City, Mexico Angel #1

This story goes back two weeks ago. Jack met a women, 59 years of age some 2 years ago and had a romantic encounter in Cancun. Once in a while she calls him and tell him that she's planing to come back for a vacation and could she stay with him. Her name is Angel, lets say Angel #1 not to be confused with the other Angel #2. I will cover her later. He said ok. I told him that we now have new bus service with A/C that goes to the airport from downtown for $1.50 instead of spending $13 bucks. If you have no luggage or just one carry on, this is great. I used the bus service last year when I flew to Jalisco, Guadalajara to buy a 1967 911 Porsche. So Jack picked her up, the plan was that she was staying with him for 10 days. This was around the same time that Gloria the fatal attraction . She was the dwarft who was in love with him and wanted to move in. Anyway, Angel #1 lasted 3 day, she turned out to be a sloppy drunk and all she wanted to do was have anal intercourse, she keep bugging Jack to stick it in her butt, because that is what she was doing with her boyfriend in Mexcio City. Not Jack's thing. After the 3rd day, he told her to pack her bags and he put her into a taxi, guess she has some other friends in Cancun where she could spend the rest of her vacation. The next day Gloria comes over to Jack's house unannounced and finds Angel #1's panties in the bathroom. He told her, as he did before that he didn't want a serious relationships, she cried and left. After a few days she came over to his house unannounced with her Mother, Father, Pizza and Fried Chicken. Jack's already gone to the movies with Gloria and her Mother, now she wanted her Father to meet him. Not good, the girls left for a while and Jack was left with her Father who kept inviting him to Chapas where they are from, He was in Cancun visitng his daughter for a week and wanted to meet the guy that Gloria fell in love with. They next day GLoria came back and want to have sex with Jack, remember at 39 years of age she has only had intercourse 8 times and Jack was the eight. After that, she went to Church to work this out in her head. She told Jack that she didn't tell her mother. Now she's been over his place three times since then asking for sex, Jack doesn't want to have intercousre with her and keeps tellling her that he doesn't have any condoms. So she jerks him off, I keep telling Jack, that's a photo I really don't want to think about, her little hand playing with his pecker. Now it's March 1st and I think Gloria's got the message and has moved on, but you never know.