January 15, 2009 Helping Alton Score (not that he needs it)

Alton as you know is my 80 years old Buddy here in Cancun who has devoted all and I mean all his life hunting girls. You know his history by now from reading my previous Blogs. His theory is that living in a Latin Country, talking to lots of girls every day you have to score. It's all in the numbers and if your not to particular as to size, height, weight etc like he is...........it definitely makes it MUCH EASIER!!!

COOL PRANK THAT GOT HIM LAID.

We came up with a while ago, never really used it but now it hit a home run. Alton has this 22 year old Mexican Girl that he's been working on and never really could close the deal. So Wednesday night we put the plan into play.
1. Alton told Carmen that he booked a trip to Boston for Friday
2.Carmen asked him if he would take her to Boston with him, mind you he hasn't slept with her yet.
3. He say OK and Wednesday night he calls me at home pretending that I am the travel agency that he uses to buy his tickets back to the States.
4. He confirms his reservation (HA HA) and asks me to make a reservation for Carmen. The problem now is that she needs a Passport and Visa to the States. This is really hard to get. Alton put me on the phone with Carmen and I let her know that I have a good contact in Merida ( 4 hours ride from Cancun) that can do it overnight. She gets very excited!!!! Told her that it would cost an extra $350.00 to have the favor done. She asks Alton, he tells her OK. he would pay for it.
5.Preplaned Alton reads me his M/C number so it makes it a little more binding for Carmen.
6.Plan is that she is to make copies of all her information. She did , then Alton called me up saying that he has copies of her Voter Card, Driver lic etc
7. Carmen now gets on the phone and I advise her that my CONTACT will be driving up to Merida tonight and that she will have her papers tomorrow.
8.Carmen goes home packs and returns to Altons apt late that night for a Friday morning departure.Alton tells Carmen the the guy came by and got all her ID and is driving to Merida.
9. THE DEED WAS DONE...........80 YEAR MAN SCORES WITH 22 YEAR OLD MEXICAN CHIC.
10. At 6 AM I called Alton so that he could tell Carmen a story that he couldn't leave today and that it would be next week.
He told her that a good friend of his had a heart attack and he had to visit.

# 139 SUSAN WITHOUT THE BOOZE

The Real Estate Lady, Susan, turned out to be a plesant supprised. We spoke a few times on the phone and she said that she had a great time and only wished that she didn't have 3 glasses of wine. I told her, of course how nice it was for me too, of course not hinting that it was a "mercy stup" Then I hit her with and idea. "Susan, the next time your coming into my building to show the coop apt your selling, how about calling me before you take the clients up and then pop in after for a quickee." She loved the idea!

Saturday around 3PM she was showing the apt, gave me a call as she came into the building,lucky for me that I was home, then she came over around 3:45PM..........what a different , she was great!

I have no plans on taking Susan out for drinks or dinner but hope that she has a hell of a lot of prospects to show the Apt . I might even have some of my buddies, male or female call her, making believe their interested in the Coop Apt for sale in my building.........she will never know.

#138 78 goes into 18 WOW!!!!!

Alton called me around at 3:45 this MORNING to tell me about his latest score. Not only was it a score but she was an 18 year old Mexican girl. A few days ago, he was telling me about her. He ran into a guy and two girls that just move into Cancun. Cancun is so great, being a vacation area you can talk to anyone and everyone in the Street everyone is open to have a conversation. He told me then that the guy was their Father, he felt that he was pimping the girls. Anyway, he made a date to take the pretty one to swim with the Dolphins. He never showed up fearing that she may hit him up for a bathing suit. A night Alton was having dinner at our local Jazz place "Roots" when in came the group of tree. He asked them to sit down and have a drink. At one point the "Father" said, guess you two want to be alone and he left with the other girl ( daughter??). Alton says that they all have the same facial features,so who knows.............and who cares. Alton's dinner was around 12 bucks, he was only carrying around 15, so he asked HAPPY the owner to put it on his tab.

Now this beautiful young 18 year old can't speak a word of English, forget about Altons Spanish, it doesn't exist ( Thats why he misses me for the summer, i'm his wing man) His punch line, with some help from the people at the next table, was " lets go back to my place and I can help you with your English watching TV" She said OK. Mind you, ALton's TV has rabbit ears and only picks up local stations in Spanish.

He said, he was supprise that it was not problem bagging her, oral sex and all. The was so excited that he had to call me and give me the news at 3:45AM (2:45AM in Cancun) The man still doesn't use a condom!! Guess at 78 all his guys are dead in the water, no chance of getting anyone pregnant BUT, as I tell him, you could be getting or spreading AIDS OR WHATEVER...............his answer is always the same "Who cares, how much more do I have to live"
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Alton will be 78 years young in August

# 137 THE STREETS OF THE APPLE ARE COMPUTER FRIENDLY

The summers for me in Manhattan are always interesting. There are always new 30 story plus buildings that shot up during my 9 months in Cancun. New restaurants, stores etc. Thought you might get a kick out of this. Where their were two telephone booths went I left in Sept 2005, one booth now has a public PC to use. Attached you will find a photo of the PC that I shot ( with my cel phone-not bad resolution) two blocks from my apt. The rates are 4 minutes for a dollars.


BUMMER, PHOTO IS A JPEG, NO IDEA WHY IT WON'T UPLOAD. I WILL SEND IT TO YOU BY E-MAIL

# 136 "MARY FIST " CATCHES A BREAK WITH A 35 YEAR REAL ESTATE SALESWOMAN

AS I WAS WALKING INTO MY BUILDING THIS WEEK, I HEARD THE DOORMAN TALKING TO A COUPLE AT THE FRONT DESK. HE WAS TELLING THEM THAT THE BROKER WAS IN THE LOBBY AND THEY HAD TO SIGN IN. AS I WALKED INTO THE LOBBY THE WOMAN GOT UP WITH A BIG SMILE AND SHOOK MY HAND, THINKING I WAS HER PROSPECT TO SHOW THE COOP APT IN MY BUILDING THAT WAS FOR SALE.
WE WALKED OVER TO THE ELEVATOR. I ASKED HER WHAT FLOOR WE WERE GOING TO. SHE SAID SEVENTH. AT THAT POINT I SAID " I'M NOT LOOKING TO BUY AND APT BUT I DID STAY IN A HOLIDAY INN LAST NIGHT" SHE BUSTED OUT LAUGHING,AND SAID YOUR A REALLY FUNNY GUY. I ASKED HER IF SHE WAS SINGLE, SHE SAID YES, AND I GOT HER TELEPHONE NUMBER.

I CALL HER LATER ON THAT DAY AND MADE A DATE TO HAVE DRINKS IN A BAR ON MY CORNER THE FOLLOWING NIGHT. WE MET, SHE HAD 3 WHITE WINES AND THAT WAS IT, SHE GOT BLASTED. WE WALKED TO MY PLACE WHICH WAS JUST DOWN THE BLOCK AND GOT IT ON. THIS WASN'T A FANTASTIC STUP!!! CONSIDERING THAT SHE WAS DRUNK AND A 5/6 IN NEW YORK STANDARDS. LOOKING FORWARD TO WACK HER AGAIN WITHOUT THE BOOZE.

# 135 DOMINICK SAYS." ENOUGH WITH THE RUSSIAN SCAM"

Rather than getting into a nasty ending, I'm just going to phase out of this Russian Scam by not responding to Irishka's last two letter. The buzzzzzzzzzzzz is over, I'm out of Cancun tomorrow and want to put my creativity into other interests. If she send me some more, which i'm sure she will because HE or SHE has invested a lot of time on this project to scam some $1500 dollars out of me, I will Blog them, but not respond to them.

MAY 25, 2006


Greetings Dominick!!! I leaved for some days it was connected with my work and that's why I could not write... But I have just returned and at once I have decided to write to you though I am very tired and I want to have a rest. Niko, how are you? Are You in hospital or already at home? How is your leg? I love you and I worry for you very much! I want to know all is connected with you! Please write at once as you can, if not I can die of excitement! I love you and would like to be next to you, it is a pity that now I am is so far from you and I can not embrace you and kiss...

MAY 29,2006


Greetings my dear honey!!! I do not know what now occurs with me but I all time think of you and us and I dream you to appear infront of me right now... Yes it is so uneasy to live so is far from person which so dear to me, to think of him and to have no opportunity to be next to him, simply to talk with, hold for a hand and embrace and kiss... Whether we have made right with you that we have grown fond each other, I do not know, probably this question is not meaningful, but it frequently appears in my head and torments me. Certainly I believe in that that so was conceived in heavens and I believe that very soon our dreams will come true also we'll be together and we'll be very happy... I love you very much... Your Irina

BLOG #134 May 25,2006 E-mail from Irishka " Please write at once as you can, if not I can die of excitement!"

E-mail from Irishka May 25,2006

Greetings Dominick!!! I leaved for some days it was connected with my work and that's why I could not write... But I have just returned and at once I have decided to write to you though I am very tired and I want to have a rest. Niko, how are you? Are You in hospital or already at home? How is your leg? I love you and I worry for you very much! I want to know all is connected with you! Please write at once as you can, if not I can die of excitement! I love you and would like to be next to you, it is a pity that now I am is so far from you and I can not embrace you and kiss...

BLOG # 133 ALTON AND DOMINICK DOING THEIR EVENING THING

Last night, Alton and I were doing our" evening thing" at the Pastelissimo Coffee Shop , I sent you photos of the coffee shop on a preivous BloG when we picked up Karla and Blanca. Our " evening thing" consists of us both having large cards with numbers on then, nothing below an 8. So, as the hot ones come by, we hold up our cards and get their attention , showing an 8, 9 0r 10. Great for laughs and breaking the ice. Last night we did a "mercy" 8 to a 5 and she came right over and told us that she was a massuse. She didn't even sit down. I asked her want does she gets, she gave me her card and I wrote the prices on the back. 200pesos for a massage, 300 pesos for a blow job and 400 pesos for whatever you want.

I also print great copies of a 200 pesos bill that I make on my printer, only one side of course ( Matt, remember when I was doing this on Cruise Ships). Then I fold it into some blank paper cut the same size as the money, put a rubber band around it and it looks like wad of real money. Now comes he fun, working the traffic as it passes by the Coffee Shop. I time my throw of the wad about 20 feet before the mark, could be a hot looking chic, couple, whatever.You have to see this to believe it..........it would take me to long too tell you about all the laugh.

Alton will be 78 in August and Dominick will be 70 in Oct..............what a team and what a life.

BLOG #132 "PRICE OF SEX GOES DOWN 10% IN CANCUN"

The dollar has hit a new high against the Mexican Peso. As of yesterday were getting over 11.00 pesos to he dollars. Massage Houses (the girls tell me that their are over 200 in Cancun now, I know of 7), and local girls have not raised their rates for locals.

IN SPANISH WE SAY:

MASSAGE AND HAND JOB 300 Pesos
MASSAGE AND MASTURBA

BLOW JOB ( WITHOUT CONDOM) 350 Pesos
SEX ORAL

COMPLETE SEX 400 Pesos
TOTAL

Divide the above prices by 11.00 to get the USD rates. These are the going rates for local girls. Tourist in the Hotel Zone who want sex pay a lot more. That market gets anywhere from $100 dollars for a blow job to $200 for everything.

A few months ago, I decided to give my regular girls a raise ( wasn't that nice of me), they are all great looking, reliable, on time and good at what they do. Going to miss, Mariana, Rosy, Sara, Penny and my new additon April for the next three months.

As the song goes............." See you in September ..............................."

# 131 Alton and Domnick enjoy the day fishing. We were invited on our friends boat

Sunset on the Island................ around 7:00PMAlton and I went on our friends fishing boat yesterday from the Island. They have it docked infront of Sergio's bar, North Beach, PlayaSol where we hang out at least three times a week.They tooks us out about five miles and we hit four reefs, brought home sail fish and some barracuda. Check this boat out, cool fishing boat.
I took some photos of Alton holding the Sail Fish that he caught. That's him in the blue trunks
Last night we watched the sunset, ate the fresh fish that we caught. Sergio put it on his grill, had some beers and relaxed.

#130 HOSPITAL DRAMA CONTINUES ANTONIO'S PICKING UP MAIL FOR DOMINICK AND BRING IT TO THE HOSPITAL

LETTER FROM IRISHA TO ANTONIO, BECAUSE DOMINICK IS IN THE "HOSPITAL"


Darling Dominick! How are you? I have right to know it... Antonio, I know that you check Niko's mail, please don't be silent, please write how Dominick is and how he feels himself and tell him that I love him!


ANTONIO'S ( AS YOU KNOW THEIR IS NO ANTONIO) REPLY TO IRISHKA, PICKING UP DOMINICK'S MAIL AND BRINGING IT TO THE HOSPITAL.

Hello Paiirina,

I went to the Hospital to see Dominick today,for the past two days I have been busy and didn't get a chance to go to his home and check his messages. I am here taday

He has your photos taped to the wall next to his bed, this makes him fell very good. Everyone of of his friends and nurses that come into the room want to know "who is that beautiful girl on the wall" I was their once when he was telling the story that this is the girl that he's going to be with forever. He really loves you and is very happy about you coming to New York. When I see him today I will bring him a copy of your e-mail. I know this will make him very happy.

He's doing fine, the Cat-Scan didn't show anything else. His rib fractures should heal in time and his leg is in a cast. They will be taking more x-rays today to see if it was set right.

Thank you for writing him, I should be back in his home with 2 days looking for letters to take to him.

Regards,
Antonio

# 129 JESSICA AND ZACH

I posted a few blogs in the past about Zach, my friend from Chicago. Last month when he was in Cancun for 10 days he met Jesica at Club 21 ( that's our legal prostituion house, run by the cops, 21 clicks outside of Cancun), the place is huge with rooms, dance floors, lots of bars etc. He was able to take her out of their, guess, she was changing shifts. He took her dancing and the she stayed overnight at his place. Sex was great. He kept telling me about this beautiful German girl of 22, who just arrived in Cancun. She worked as a hooker in Florida and after a vacation in Cancun decided to move here and service men here in the Tropics. Zach called her every day from Chicago, telling her how much he loved her and couldn't wait to see her again. So they planned on a super week of sex and traveling. Jessica took this past week off from 21 and Zach flew into Cancun. They spent 3 days and nights in bed and after that went to a Family party ( Zach's Sister). She spoke German to most of his friends and they all told Zach "what are you doing with this low class hooker?" Jessica speaks perfect English, but she had an opportunity to use her native language because most of the people at the party were bi-lingual.

Zach calls me last night and said, "I can't get rid of the bitch!!! she keeps calling me, and she is waiting in the parking lot for me to come down. I told Security not to let her into the building" it's a fatal attraction Dominick, what am I going to do, just like in the Michael Douglas movie. He said they fucked for 3 days 3 times a day and he use a condom. He said do you want to do her?. I said let me call her and get a feel for things. I called Jessica around 8PM last night. She really has a mouth on her. She went on and on how Zach fucked her 3 times a day for 3 days WITHOUT a condom, She very conderned that she may get pregnant. I thought he loved me, he always cuddled with me at night. I told her that in the beginning ALL guys cuddle. We spoke for an hour and their is no way do I want to get involve with this woman. One crazy bitch.

Zach called me 8AM this moring I was just going out to have breakfast. He said that Jessica, called at 2AM, telling the building operator that she was Zach Sister and that their was an emergency. He accepted the call because he was worried that something happen with their Mother, who is pretty old now with lots of problems. This is after some 15 calls that she already made on his two phone lines during the day and earling evening where he refused to talk with her. At 2AM in the morning he said, " Jessica," you crazy bitch, NEVER call me again!" and hung up the phone.

I told him,no thank you Zach, something new is always great, but I don't need this in my life. He was trying to thank me for giving him Penny a few trips ago. I'm sure the drama will continue, especially if she gets pregnant.